Thanks to Roy Oshegrove for this humourous song.

Time For Violence
A Song about Databases
Lyrics By Roy Osherove

Hello DB My old friend
I need to work with you again
That stored procedure aint lookin’ well
Who wrote that trigger should go to jail
and that index, It is slower than a snail
What the hell

I guess it’s time
For violence

Man whoever wrote this code
That bastard’s gonna hit the road
Now the customer is gonna sue
Instead of red my face are turning blue
and it seems like
there is no way out of this
there’s just a hiss

I guess it’s time
for violence

I’m angry and I want a name
That DBA should be ashamed
What’s that you’re saying?
It’s ME to blame?
That database was MY OWN sick game?
Oh that’s right
it was me who did the design
It was mine

I guess it’s time
For silence

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